With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best wo...

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About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its...

I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in storage 15 years later, and he gave it back to me for my 3...

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as...

Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and...

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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in a bookstore t...

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Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'L...

On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm...

At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break...