How young can you die...
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. Th...
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood a...
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in th...
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. D...
I intend to live forever. So...
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas...
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it lo...
I had to stop driving my car for a while.....
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends...
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave...
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going rea...