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Quotes And Sayings for: "Steven Wright" (58)

Author : Steven Wright Category : Age
How young can you die...
Read more Tags : Die
Author : Steven Wright Category : Amazing
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. Th...
Read more Tags : Good Experience Walk
Author : Steven Wright Category : Birthday
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood a...
Read more Tags : Happy Candle Singing
Author : Steven Wright Category : Birthday
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in th...
Read more Tags : Fight Room
Author : Steven Wright Category : Birthday
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. D...
Read more Tags : Tired Born Idiot
Author : Steven Wright Category : Birthday
I intend to live forever. So...
Read more Tags : Good Forever Far
Author : Steven Wright Category : Car
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas...
Read more Tags : Stop Behind Gone
Author : Steven Wright Category : Car
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it lo...
Read more Tags : Moving Looks Lights
Author : Steven Wright Category : Car
I had to stop driving my car for a while.....
Read more Tags : Driving Stop Tires
Author : Steven Wright Category : Car
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends...
Read more Tags : Friend Clown Funeral
Author : Steven Wright Category : Car
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave...
Read more Tags : Home Leave Message
Author : Steven Wright Category : Car
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going rea...
Read more Tags : Window Fast Stick
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