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Quotes And Sayings for: "Mitch Hedberg" (16)

Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Amazing
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of m...
Read more Tags : Funny Cloud Top
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Birthday
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't...
Read more Tags : Cake Candle Buy
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Business
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire...
Read more Tags : Fire Run Legs
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Car
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tel...
Read more Tags : Cars Coming Exactly
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Dating
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd b...
Read more Tags : Girlfriend Woman Mad
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Dreams
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they'r...
Read more Tags : Sick Ask Following
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Food
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and...
Read more Tags : Cheese Adult Macaroni
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Food
A waffle is like a pancake wit...
Read more Tags : Waffle Trap Pancake
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Funny
My fake plants died because I did not pr...
Read more Tags : Fake Pretend Water
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Funny
I drank some boiling water because I...
Read more Tags : Water Boiling Whistle
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Funny
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know w...
Read more Tags : Cause Upside Necklace
Author : Mitch Hedberg Category : Funny
All these jokes have been pre-approv...
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