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Quotes And Sayings for: "Joan Rivers" (32)

Author : Joan Rivers Category : Age
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm...
Read more Tags : Hate Angry Unhappy
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Beauty
The ideal beauty is a fugitive whi...
Read more Tags : Found Ideal Fugitive
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Car
I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing. So I would go in maybe once every two or three years, and he'd do...
Read more Tags : Girl Friend Three
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Change
I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebod...
Read more Tags : Energy Forward Angry
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Dad
I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You kno...
Read more Tags : Funny Mother Father
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Death
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clappin...
Read more Tags : Sleep Looking Surgery
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Diet
Diets, like clothes, should be...
Read more Tags : Clothes Diets Tailored
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Fitness
The first time I see a jogger smiling...
Read more Tags : Time Smiling Consider
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Food
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorit...
Read more Tags : Fat Favorite Elizabeth
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Friendship
I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're...
Read more Tags : Business Matter Chips
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Funny
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toy...
Read more Tags : Baby Radio Toys
Author : Joan Rivers Category : Funny
Never floss with a...
Read more Tags : Stranger Floss
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