I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, wha...
I think it's interesting that 'cologne'...
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' o...
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am dri...
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy pi...
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom no...
But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it...
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast,...
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you...
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladl...
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is...
