Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm...

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy...

Unhappy, let alone angry, religious people provide more persuasive arguments for atheism and s...

You could say, in a vulgar Freudian way, that I am the unhappy child who escapes into books. Even as a chil...

I think if you're an unhappy person, you're always going to be an unhappy person. You're probably going to be less u...

We could definitely make a flying car - but that's not the hard part. The hard part is, how do you make a flying car that's super safe and qui...

I'm here today because I refused to be unh...

It's the most unhappy people who...

Wherever you are, be there totally. If you find your here and now intolerable and it makes you unhappy, you have three options: remove yourself from the situation, change...

The Greeks said grandly in their tragic phrase, 'Let no one be called happy till his death;' to which I woul...

It is better that some should be unhappy rather than that none should be happy, which woul...

There are such beings as vampires, some of us have evidence that they exist. Even had we not the proof of our own unhappy experience, the te...