I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the car and one leg was in the car. He looked at me and told me that I wa...

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not...

I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable business. I...

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get...

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the righ...

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober...

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's ju...

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One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says...

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and mu...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to...

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in lo...