I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a...

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six mont...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombi...

I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them than to have them. I think this is one of the reasons why I get to live...

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was...